*This has nothing to do with Ameba Pico.

You know, I was watching Alice in Wonderland, and how she kept growing and shrinking with (excuse my spelling) Upelkuchen and that other thing, and I couldn't help but think.

Man, Alice must have some massive stretch marks.
And please, if you're like my sister, stop comparing this movie to the super smiley everyone lives like some damn princess in a fairy castle Disney version. There was in fact a book on this, you know.

I like using italics.

Introductions.

Hello (or I seem to be saying Hola, Bonjour, and Dobrý den a lot more often now) people of Ameba Pico. As you probably guessed if you have eyes, this is a blog. No, I won't spend my time posting pictures of me and my friends because we're so damn special, nor will I be simply retelling you whatever the news on Pico information says. This isn't a blog about.. well, really, anything, other than what I feel like posting, because I'm just that awesome.

Now then, questions I feel like I must answer now.

Who are you?
Well, I am ＳＥＫＩＨＡＮ 赤飯, though I prefer to be called Hope. And if I don't feel like talking to you, random noob, I'll tell you that my name is actually Kato. Why Kato? Go watch The Green Hornet.

Why the hell is the address of this blog "deathlolichoupops"?
You see, there are a lot of  blogs out there. And I tried coming up with an awesome address. After a while, I figured that it isn't possible, so I just started plugging in random song titles until one worked.
Death Loli Chou Pops is a song by my favourite band, aicle., the Visual Kei, Japanese rock, label-label-label-LISTEN TO SONG HERE.

Y u so gay, boi?
Let's settle something now. I am, in fact, a female. I can't stress this enough. I thought it was super obvious. Then again, I also thought that you could brush your teeth and drink orange juice afterwards.

And with that, I believe I'll have a lovely time doing this.